What She Says: I don’t mind if you hang out with your ex.
What She Means: I trust you, but definitely not her. If she lays a finger on you, I'll rip her heart out with my bare hands and make her eat it.
What You Should Do: Proceed with caution, but have fun!

What She Says: Sure, I'd love to watch the sports game with you.
What She Means: The only reason i'm putting myself through such wreckless torture is to spend time with you.
What You Should Do: Guys, keep in mind that assuming your lady doesn't like sports, watching a few hours of a sporting event is comparable to a woman making you wait three hours in a hair salon. If your lady does this then good work – she must really care about you.

What She Says: I'm fine.
What She Means: Things are not fine and I'm totally mad at you. (The word fine actually stands for: freaked out, irritated, nervous and emotional).
What You Should Do: Make a mental note that in a woman’s vocabulary the word fine often has the same meaning as terrible

What She Says: Fine, ditch our plans and go out with your boys.
What She Means: The combination of fine (see above) and sarcasm is a sure sign that you are in trouble, if you're lucky, maybe manage to stay alive from her claws for about another half hour into the conversation.
What You Should Do: You shouldn't expect sex, or anything for a while. This would certainly be a good time to consider buying her a present.

What She Says: I'm just having a bad day.
What She Means: It's not your fault or maybe it is but the point is that your lady may be experiencing some PMS.
What You Should Do: Give her space or you may regret it and suffer the consequences.

What She Says: Yeh, I think she's pretty.
What She Means: Tell me I'm more beautiful and that she is an airbrushed, high maintenance, fugly troll behind a wall of makeup with breast implants.
What You Should Do: Do what she says! Tell her she's beautiful.

What She Says: What are you doing tonight?
What She Means: What are you doing with me tonight? A lot of the time when a woman asks this question her intention is really to make plans for the evening. Women really don't care to hear what your plans really are if she's not included in them.
What You Should Do: Your respond could be: "I don't know did you have something in mind?"

What She Says: That shirt is really nice, you should wear it more often.
What She Means: I really like the shirt and not much of all the other clothing you own. So please wear it as often as possible, preferably washed in between wears.
What You Should Do: Wash it and wear it again before too long.